300 pound ancient Greek rock carved with "Bybon son of Phola could lift this over his head"

They always fucking leave hahaha. I’ll just stick to being a cat lady

I know 3 people who got engaged this weekend and I’m just excited both my cats slept with me last night

Fuck, girls are so hot.

Life update: been dating this girl for awhile now and I literally have never felt this secure in a relationship

Disabled people *exist*

And it all burns down in the end

This

People be forgetting that I am THAT bitch

We said Free Britney and they freed Bill

Nothing is real

"Only the old stuff for me."

I’m broke af but hungry af so if anyone wants to donate to feed me I’ll send you a pic of my feet lmao Venmo: CieraM7

There is very little left of me

Free feet pics to whoever wants to buy me cat food

I’m literally the biggest fucking burden hahahahahahahah

First time I don’t feel like a phase or just an option to someone.

CNN, 4 days ago: “How on Earth are you going to evacuate 50,000 people in the next two weeks? It just, it can’t happen.” BIDEN, just now: The United States has evacuated 70,700 people from Afghanistan in the last ten days.