I start the beginning of my journey to my lifelong career tomorrow and i am NERVOUS.

Thank you, @chrissyteigen for making it so fun for us. I’m so glad that you have such a profound influence on people’s lives who make minimum wage, or an average salary. You make it so easy. Have fun.

If you see me driving around with my mask on it’s because my car hasn’t warmed up all the way don’t make fun of me

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My 2 year old nephew learning the drums from the absolute best, Danny Carey. TOOL effing TOOL

Imagine. If. That. Happened.

Manipulative people acting like you're hard to deal with because you aren't easy to fool is the funniest shit ever.

Tonight i got a little wild and decided to lay on the opposite side of my couch.

The single greatest realization i have ever come to, is that you can put anything on a sandwich and no one can stop you.

Repost from 2020. Go CHIEEEEEFS!

Does John Cena look like Donkey Kong to anyone else or is it just me?

“Humans by nature are a very violent group a folks.”

Soooo is nobody going to talk about how creepy the Snapchat commercials/advertisements are?

“Screw you, Taylor Swift,” Megyn Kelly goes off on Taylor Swift’s recent endorsement of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

Trump hasn't even taken office yet

No one talks about how genius the filming style Surf’s Up was for a cartoon and i think it should be talked about more.

The Osbournes talk Trump.