ONE OF THE WILDEST ENDINGS TO A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME YOU WILL EVER SEE‼️

I really am just a bird who likes to sit under trees and eat her dried fruit and nuts. 🦆

I’m just here enjoying classical radio and they go “and now for some clarinet music” me, internally: 🤩🥳 First chord happens. Me, audibly: “FUCK NOT THE WEBER CONCERTINO”

How my cats show me they love me, part 1.

My articulation just broke all my previous speed records… Can I take a nap now?

My favorite comment this semester: “I can’t tell if you’re getting more confident or more panicky.” Probably the latter…

I am going to lose my fucking mind!!

Everything is fucked, it seems…

Film composer John Williams, age 90, takes a break at a recording session by playing Brahms. x.com/TheLegacyofJW/…

It will be a damn miracle if I make it home tonight.

I didn’t set off the fire alarm frying tofu today. That’s all I got. Win one for me.

How beautiful would it be if we said to people we loved: “I’m not feeling like my best self today, can you remind me of who I am?” And that person said a few reasons why they appreciate you, for you. Appreciation and connection heal us.

This is Itsy. If you were wondering, yes, she is flirting with you. 12/10

“The radical disarmament of your inner critic is to give him a hug. Be like, thank you. I don't have to listen to you, but I appreciate the impulse. It is the organism trying to protect itself.” - Dan Harris, host of the Happier App Happier podcast

CONFIRMED: Aaron Rodgers is a Taylor Swift fan

Good morning to everyone, *especially* Lionel Messi.