Happy Mothers Day - here's to the women who have loved us well. And to my mom teddybearshope for her… instagram.com/p/2gbvjFRQXE/

Every date this week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15 5/17/15 #themoreyouknow

Is every song just a remix of "do Rae me la fa so tē do" and ... the alphabet ? Wait! Is the alphabet song the most remixed of all time?

Flaws are the glue that bind us to the people we love...grace only sticks to our imperfections. - Donald Miller #ScaryClose

"My stress, my sense of urgency...was coming from this place of severe worry that if I'm not impressive I won't be loved"-miller #ScaryClose

I have allowed fear of rejection, whether it be in business, relationships, or art to keep me from pursuing success. #confession #quitfear

is it fear of commitment if I put 1:55 on the microwave because 2 full min feels like just too much?

Hanson, smash mouth and 3rd eye blind are to 80s kids what eagles, ABBA & Jimmy Buffet are to their parents. 77 v 97

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Full gas tank J is an adventurous,socialite, explorer. 1/4 tank J is a miserly, friendless hermit.

The overnight refrigeration of pizza reduces the caloric value by 50% right? It tastes like 50% less calories.

Spends first six minutes of shower getting temperature perfect. Final 45 seconds actually showering.

I want an old timey western prequel to SVU / Criminal Intent ... OUTLAW & ORDER

ME: GFiber office in nashville "How fast is your upload speed?" "Fiber employee: "9" . First thought: "let me google that for you."

In my head the 35ft walk to the laundry room might as well be a 2 month excursion up Everest.

I can't tell if I actually have a crush on Maren Morris or if it's just cause we have the same last name.

When Verizon keeps you on hold for 25 min then hangs up on you. #dontBeLikeComcast

Last night I dreamed about drinking root beer. Today I noticed there's a can of A&W Restaurants root beer in the fridge. #DreamsComeTrue

Sometimes I just feel heartless at heart - Rebecca Cicione