in my rue from euphoria era (being extremely annoying and unlikeable)

doing dry january except for whenever im in the mood for a drink

Biting into his ballsack and slurping out the pee like yeah that's my little soup dumpling

anyone that says they wouldn’t fuck robbie shapiro is lying. and rex would be in the room too

The problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

Me online: I hate men abolish them all

Me when I have a crush on a man:

If a man can go 24 hours without talking to me he can die

As I get older, I have moved past thinking“wow he’s hot” when someone is hot. I am now in the “I would pay him to beat the shit out of me and spit in my mouth of my corpse” phase of my life.

Explaining to the bouncer that the number of drinks I've had is an almost entirely arbitrary number in relation to my level of sobriety as it varies so greatly from person to person based on a wide array of factors before slipping in my own piss and puking on his shoes

This might be the cutest video on twitter

I stop sucking a dick after 3 min & I’m like “u get the idea”

if astrology isn’t real then why are all male pisces like that

i will never forgive and forget. i hold grudges and remember

happy 420 to my smokers out there i hope you find a personality soon <3

Putting my phone down so i can really focus on losing my mind