VICTORYYYYY

Forget the Epstein files- the world needs to start investigating who hires the dam college professors. Bright people no doubt but I speak English and not whatever they are trying to articulate. #shrink

That halftime show

Happy Saturday. Regards The Goose 🪿

Sunday.

The year of the horse

Trying to get back in the game.

If the USA loses I will be using it as an excuse to give myself a week off of class. Traumatic experiences call for extreme measures.

Happy birthday uncle jun!!

You’ve entered the chapter where it all goes right

Big yahu running the combine commercials too.

Grabbing this Sunday by the balls. The goose is coming for you Monday say your prayers.

Shrink LinkedIn No one cares about your accomplishments with your Greek life or what you learned bouncing up a bar about leadership.

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

The goose is spring breaking. Light the beacons. #five

How I’m feeling when I raise my hand to participate in Italian class. (First class in 3 weeks) #chao #cosicosi

FNL throwback must be shrunken. No one cares about your glory days! #shrink Disclaimer: This is an opinion if you do not agree and this triggers you unfollow. (Your soft as puppy shit anyways)