I know we’re all emotional, but we can’t crowdfund our way out of a dying economy. There are thousands of people like him who won’t get this kind of help. The real change is in 2027. We have to vote out the party that has impoverished the country

If they say revenue is N7 trillion, best believe it's actually N15 trillion.

Spending 8K on a first date is 100% a skill issue 😂 You see a woman pulling up with her friends and you don’t walk away ? 😭 Once you lose the fear of disappointing women you’ll live a much more peaceful life.

Say Hi if you can see this tweet

GRID COLLAPSE!

Five Years Øf Martin ❤️

How many followers do you have ?

As I predicted on Channels TV yesterday, the National grid has collapsed again, the second time this year. We await the third collapse. Since 1960, we haven’t been able to fix power. Shame of a country!

Third world conversations

Does she know we love Cristiano Ronaldo more than she does?

I don’t support the Monday sit at home but if I was in Anambra, I won’t open my shop on Mondays until my safety is guaranteed. Soludo needs to assure the people their safety first.

Soludo has to be the most stupid governor in the east currently

Slave masters 200 years ago:

Not just sexual abuse Not just depravity Cannibalism and ritualistic murder This is your ruling class

you really gotta lock trossard in a cage for like a week and tell him nobody rates him or believes in him to truly get the best out of rocket raccoon

We will knock out Arsenal in the Carabao cup on Tuesday They were lucky we are not at full strength in the first leg

Simi is VERY ACTIVE on this app as we speak but she is just not tweeting. Just blocking people. I thought you were a grandstanding, strong black woman? Tweet, we are listening.

Growing up.. Did your parents ever punish you by telling you to “go back to where you’re coming from” coz you came back home late ?

Tonto Dikeh gifts her son a luxury duplex worth N350M for his 10th birthday

When the doctor says "we did our best" in a Nigerian hospital and hands you a bill for ₦2.3million