There’s a story about all the animals being summoned to a meeting. As they converged at the public square early in the morning, one of them, the fowl, was spotted by his neighbours going in the opposite direction. They said to him, “How is it that you are going away from the

Nobody hired you to have a vision for their organisation. They hired you to execute theirs. The day you confused your job description with a leadership mandate you didn't have, that was the day the politics started. And you never saw it coming.

Let me explain exactly why your phone seems to read your thoughts, because the real answer is more invasive than telepathy. Every time you open a website or app, a real-time bidding auction fires in under 100 milliseconds. Your GPS coordinates, browsing history, device

Here is a Russian joke about food shortage, told to me BY a Russian Jew. Everyone is standing in line at the butcher shop, because there is a rumor of meat. After they'd been waiting in line for about an hour, an official comes out and shouts, "There is not enough meat for

Incredible.

THERE IS NO WORLD where D'banj would ever outstream PRIME P-Square. Nobody is arguing D’banj’s impact, that run of his was loud, dominant and unforgettable. But P-Square were on a different kind of madness. They didn’t just drop hits, they dropped eras. They made the kind of

The same reason you are struggling to fly across Africa as a Nigerian is the same reason you are struggling to afford to buy a vehicle as a Nigerian. Nigerian regulators and trade enforcement organizations like NCAA, FAAN and Customs think they are revenue generating companies.

The story is incomplete. Daddy stopped buying biscuits. Yes, we are still living in the same house, but Daddy found money to renovate it and put solar panels and remove NEPA altogether. Daddy also found money to buy a yacht. Daddy is traveling around the world more than he

The Nigerian solution is always "Get your money up," never "How do we organise to demand better governance so every Nigerian can live with less pain and suffering?" It is not well.

I just saw this VIDEO from Ayodele Lawal Adio narrating Tinubu’s failures and my anger grew more intense. This video is enough to spark a revolution in Nigeria, but I wish Nigerians were ready! Pls, let’s make this go VIRAL!✍️

If you’re reading this sweating right now because NEPA took light again, you already understand everything I’m about to say. The FG just acknowledged gas shortages are causing the power supply crisis. But here’s what nobody is calculating. Every hour without power costs the

Lol... make universe test me with $1M first. I want to check something.

My favorite tweet of all time has since been deleted, but it was a tweet by Sasha Chapin about how “if you like meditation, you should try prayer and see how that feels.” Seeing that tweet during my lunchbreak on a random weekday afternoon inspired me to try praying, and the

The reparations debate is a distraction from the fact that African countries have failed to deliver for their people. Their problem is incompetence, corruption, and lack of human capital, not centuries-old slavery practices. This is pathetic.

Do you reject Satan, the APC, the mandate song, and all his evil works?

Everybody likes to talk from the outside until you enter the road. I’m a keke rider myself, and with experience… no, it’s not that easy. This idea of “buy keke ₦5M, make ₦200k daily” sounds sweet online, but reality on ground is very different. I work interstate between

If I had N10M to throw into agriculture today, I won’t even argue much… I go straight into palm processing Let me tell you why. There was a time I visited a small mill in a village. Nothing fancy. Just smoke, iron, and hard-working people. But something shocked me… Every

FORMAL REBUTTAL STATEMENT ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY OF ABDULSAMAD JAMIU (DECEASED) In Response to the HQ Nigerian Army Official Account of Events of 25th April 2026 Incident Location: Dei-Dei Shagari Quarters, Abuja, Federal Capital Territory Victim: Abdulsamad Jamiu, Male, 24

Confidently stating you would choose a bear over a man is peak modern delusion. It is a luxury belief held by women who have lived their entire lives in safe, temperature-controlled cities built and maintained by the exact gender they are demonizing. You have absolute zero