Jacob deGrom is the Jair Bolsanaro of baseball

I’m going to dress you in the traditional necklace of your homeland

When every middle aged hardcore guy goes through his rockabilly phase:

The house of representative should have to play “Hot In Herre” until they elect a speaker

How quickly I would be able to grab her service weapon

We laughed when bitches were saying shit like “I’m in my hamster era” well look who’s laughing now

Including Chelsea Manning? The parent of Grimes’ child?

Being a hotep must be exhausting. Like how do you move through life avoiding reading any kind of book about anything, forever?

We need to tactically deploy Norm Finkelstein

For a Jew she certainly loves pretending she’s Christ on the cross

When I’m in a rental car and forget which side the gas cap is on

Free market vermin when they find out about the existence of the PX

If I included those the number would be even higher you fucking insect

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

I do not wish to hear any more about the harlot journalist. It’s too much.

If they're going to kill us, the least we should offer is to kill them back

there's really nothing adequate you can say without also losing your account

Imagine being on the AIPAC fundraising team and hearing that you’ve now got this $11 million dollar shortfall now and being given a list of other Jewish pornographers to cold call.

Never forget what white women took from you

It's been 3 days since ISIS sympathizers took over Eliot Avenue and 69 Street and Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani and Jessica S. Tisch have remained silent. Why are our tax dollars being spent to protect people in other neighborhoods while ours is ignored and neglected?