Telekinetic Villain Era (@chucknob1et) 's Twitter Profile
Telekinetic Villain Era

@chucknob1et

25. Battleaxe bisexual and communist, feminist, part time Marina/Arctic Monkeys stan account, full time kinkshamer & discourse goblin. Hobo Johnson fans DNI

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calendar_today20-01-2023 02:20:12

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Spondor 🌲✞ (@willowtarka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It should be noted that the crowd in the top pic isn’t actually in line at GameStop but rather Yankee Candle, for the release of their “Vanilla Cupcake” scent in 2009

saila (@sailaunderscore) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Model: I’m thinmaxxing. Clav: Do you take cocaine or what? Model: I more do ‘portion control’ vibes… Clav: So… I do crystal meth.

Hayden (@the_transit_guy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you cannot charge this woman because she's too old, then we should not allow the elderly to drive, given we are saying that they're immune from their actions behind a wheel that we give them license to.

Cooper Lawrence (@cooperlawrence) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Went for a job at Starbucks and they told me to write “Stefanie” on a cup with a “ph” so I wrote “Phefanie” and they made me regional manager

Sarah (@heyaimsarah) 's Twitter Profile Photo

OH MY GOD. I cannot believe I forgot this: We had a server with an identical twin. Apparently, they would switch places when one didn’t want to come into work. They told NO ONE - but came in together to quit. The reveal was Incredible. Gasps everywhere. Best day of my life

Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Met a friend’s 22 year old cousin last night and jokingly told them I was 45 and they didn’t laugh or say “no you’re not!” and instead just kept talking

Met a friend’s 22 year old cousin last night and jokingly told them I was 45 and they didn’t laugh or say “no you’re not!” and instead just kept talking
bedwick town crier 𓅃 (@tugboyfresh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m gonna start blindly attributing people’s unconventional interests and habits to treatment resistant IBS like everyone does with autism