High school classmate has a baby and I’m on Twitter

people who kill a whole family through reckless driving should go to jail regardless of age.

It should be noted that the crowd in the top pic isn’t actually in line at GameStop but rather Yankee Candle, for the release of their “Vanilla Cupcake” scent in 2009

Model: I’m thinmaxxing. Clav: Do you take cocaine or what? Model: I more do ‘portion control’ vibes… Clav: So… I do crystal meth.

How much money we sending to Israel again?

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

This woman annihilated an entire family waiting at the bus stop to go to the zoo. This is not justice.

If you cannot charge this woman because she's too old, then we should not allow the elderly to drive, given we are saying that they're immune from their actions behind a wheel that we give them license to.

foreigners are taking over that great canadian institution: popeyes louisiana kitchen

not only making her disordered eating her child's problem but also handling hard boiled eggs in the bathroom. nasty ass woman.

Went for a job at Starbucks and they told me to write “Stefanie” on a cup with a “ph” so I wrote “Phefanie” and they made me regional manager

OH MY GOD. I cannot believe I forgot this: We had a server with an identical twin. Apparently, they would switch places when one didn’t want to come into work. They told NO ONE - but came in together to quit. The reveal was Incredible. Gasps everywhere. Best day of my life

Yeah that seems normal for someone with a kidnapped/dead parent

Met a friend’s 22 year old cousin last night and jokingly told them I was 45 and they didn’t laugh or say “no you’re not!” and instead just kept talking

I’m gonna start blindly attributing people’s unconventional interests and habits to treatment resistant IBS like everyone does with autism

Still the pinnacle of my existence

periods #feminist #imwithHer #herstory

which song is she competing with? id like to stream it

I promise you no one was finna steal your Popeyes coupons… 😭😭