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Having grown up in the Pacific Northwest, seeing pickleball elicit such an intense emotional response from people is utterly surreal.

At this point, just add UBC to the Pac-12 and start playing Canadian football. Every team can change its name to the Rough Riders.

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Comrade Jasson Dominguez we thank you for your contribution 🫡

Four thousand!

They should have a thing called Cool Libraries where you can talk really loud, and maybe have a few beers. Reading out loud to your homies sitting pretzel style in a circle, they each have a 6 pack. Doing fun voices and sound effects. The homies are chiming in, riffing, laughing

Last year, @nope_its_lily and I made a bet. I lost DECIDEDLY. There's probably a lesson here about market unpredictability, but since neither of us actually took a position in either prop, I think the real lesson here is the friends and spreadsheets we made along the way.

RIP to my dear friend and mentor, the Pop-Tarts Bowl Mascot. I find solace in knowing that—in being eaten—you achieved your most precious goal. This loss is bitter and sweet, sugary and tart. Just like you 💔😫 🙏 Leviticus 26:29 🙏

I knew Tom Ripley. Tom Ripley was a friend of mine. Oliver Quick, you are no Tom Ripley.

If I were the owner of Robosaurus, I would bring her out of retirement specifically to eat Tesla Cybertrucks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robosaurus

LA people - Go see Benny. He's great!

The trees grow an accent. Just a little thing I wrote for you

Would anyone be interested in helping me bring back "damn, Gina" as a kind of catchall exclamation?

Absolutely pathetic

Hannity and Harris Faulkner said the crowd at the NABJ was actually saying Boo-urns!

Sorry you got snubbed Ted Tremper

Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on bjork.com?