What fucking game are you watching Dublin? That was a pen all day long from the clumsy tosser.#maceng

So Dion, not getting much agreement on that Maguire "tackle" #uselesslump #MKDENG

Yes this is really putting a statement out there Gareth. The statement is "dull, dull, dull" #MKDENG

Justice. That wasn't a pen but the Maguire one was fully deserved as we have been utter shite so far. #MKDENG

Is this all part of the plan so we end up in a group with Germany and Scotland? #MKDENG

Getting beat by Milton Keynes, a new low #MKDENG

Wait, Watkins was playing? #MKDENG

Just goes to show how much they miss Bellingham #MKDENG

DUBLINNN! SHUT UP! FFS JUST FUCKING SHUT UP!!!#MKDENG

Hugo Keith, "Were you consulted on Eat Out To Help Out?" Chris Whitty, "No" HK, "In his witness statement Boris Johnson says: it was properly discussed including with Chris Whitty and Patrick Vallance" CW, "Neither Patrick Vallance nor I were asked about Eat Out To Help Out"

Dear #USA, apparently the worst former prime minister in British history has thrown her "weight" behind Trumps campaign. This should tell you all you need to know about where to place your vote. #lettuceheadliz #ToryLies

Big Boxing Day football coming up. 1874 Northwich vs Witton Albion Football Club New manager. New era. Boxing Day deby with a massive edge. All welcome! Super fans, groundhoppers and casuals! Get your Christmas footy fix!!!

*BREAKING* The Home Office spent more than £2.1m fighting legal challenges to its Rwanda policy. Last month's doomed Supreme Court case alone cost almost £300k. New on my Democracy for Sale Substack: substack.com/profile/821067…

This is brilliant 🤣🤣 #ToriesOut518 #SunakOut408 #GeneralElectionlNow #Sunackered #ToryChaos #UnitedAgainstTheTories

Weren't Birmingham City FC in a playoff place before Rooney was appointed?

Maybe Rooney is just not a very good manager? It happens to a lot of former great players. #bcfc

X Really is fucking shit now in't it??

Trying to act normal as you sit down for Christmas dinner after going for a “walk” with your cousins

Myself and Jane 🍷 have been working on a secret (ish) project recently. 1874 Northwich vs Witton Albion Football Club's Boxing Day game is now being digitally advertised around Northwich and Winsford. Thanks to @ClearChannelUK for helping make it happen!!! #NonLeagueJourney