Dr. Mike Steil sells out Griffin in exchange for an unlimited supply of toothbrushes and floss!

No words

Zach gets pumped by trevor from behind

Viewer Discretion Advised: Graphic video shows the brutal killing of Tommy G. Emotional damage was inflicted by Max(the killer) and Ben(the shitty friend). What’s shittier, Ben or the burrito that will be pushed out of his ass later. #thatsshitty

Ethan ends Smellie once and for all

Luke catches Ethan tossing Buffalo wings in his throat

Cam gives Henry a medium bone-in wing with a side of ranch

Liz gets caught on Voigts territory. Big mistake

It’s amazing to see how much money Mason Voigt is putting into this war. He is in some serious debt!

PDs Iron Knees got three kills this week so a coin was flipped. They called tails, it was tails so Ben Brown is back in the war

Schroeds is grumpy!! He kills meat sniffer himself, John.

Noah gobbles his blizzard and gets attacked

I don’t know if I want to count this. Meyer acts like the girl he is and dies. Cant wait for this war to continue….

Friends? No! Luke doesn’t care who his friends are because he wants this money. I expect Mason to be making calls to his remaining teammates soon$

Trevor takes advantage of surfer boy pizza’s newest customer #austinout

Should Tyler Haussmann be revived for one day. If he doesn’t get a kill he is out, if he does he’s back in.

Tate gives Max a taste of his own medicine and sprays him but with nerf bullets instead of spit.

Ricks son makes magic happen by taking out John and Tate

South Crenshaw Chargers run is over. Mason Voigt clearly deserves a medal for bringing his team this far. They are not happy with questionable blocking/shield antics. RIP Crenshaw❤️ Trevor vs Luke/Cam for the grand prize

The Seamen are the official 2022 Nerf War winners. They also had the most kills. Congratufuckinlations soldiers, clock out and return home, you have finally won.