You texting me first = A big smile on my face.

Excuses hold you back. Action moves you forward.

No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been t ht and accept as true.

you're only going to be happy when you ide to

Caboose... #RedVsBlue instagram.com/p/16OPY-GAnn/

Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man it work both ways .

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Don't ignore my texts, I know you check your phone 24/7. BITCH

Females blame HOES for messing up their relationship. That hoe did you a favor & opened your eyes. If he cheated on you, he DON'T love you.

Chief Keef music is for the niggas who forget their homework but bring their brush to school..

A female can be ? Your Best Friend ? Wifey ? Worst Enemy ? Or Your Worst Night e... It all depends on how you treat HER.

If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5.. "Turn left boiiii... Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee .

You know what they say, once you go black... you're a single mother.

The SPEAK THE HELL UP moment when you�ve already said �what?� three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

How I see dogs: Beagle, german shepherd, poodle, bulldog, labrador. How I see cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat .

Good morning texts. I like that shit.

I instantly smile when your name shows up on my phone.

Make your own magazine on the iPad? We used ariedel.com as framework for Fashion Glitter Magazine.

I hate when I have to pee and then someone makes me l h a lot. Like, come on bro. You're not helping my bladder.