When I left Toronto, the pilot announced “when we pull away from the gate, you’re officially not in Canada anymore. Feel free to whip those masks off.” 😳

Me to everyone.

My kid is screaming and my Dad is loudly singing Bootylicious to him. He is definitely a keeper 🤣

I will follow Mel Scrofano anywhere *in a totally non-restraining order kinda way* ❤️❤️❤️ First look at Schitt's Creek and Wynonna Earp stars' new rom-com digitalspy.com/movies/a409472…

I couldn’t resist this…😍 #WynonnaEarp

I just hid in the bathtub from my niece and nephews for 20 luxurious minutes “playing hide and seek”…👍🏻 #imachamp

The 5 movies I have watched the most (which was damn near impossible) are: 1. Jurassic Park series 2. Roadhouse 3. Some Kind of Wonderful 4. Twister 5. Pitch Perfect

Looks like I just found a new church home. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THERE WAS DRAG BINGO AND A DRAG SHOW???? 😍 Also, y’all better clear TF out so they can set up the pumpkin patch. We go here every year for our pumpkins.

I hope everyone has a great today…except maybe Liz Feldman. Why, Liz….JUST WHY??? S3 is about as cheerful as Schindlers List. After looking so forward to it, I wish I had never watched. Depressing AF. #DeadToMe

People are discussing real issues and I’m over here like “I got the 6 candles I wanted for Candle Day!”

Anyone: We put poison in the glue of the perfume ads in magazines Xers and Millenials: Imma die but imma smell good AF. This funeral is brought to you by CK1.

Every man on Love is Blind: “I love you so much and can’t wait to spend my life with you. I don’t care what you look like.” **as long as you are a size 6 or less and look like a model, which obviously goes without saying**

Me, every time there’s a scene with Chris blowing up, fake crying, cussing out women, gaslighting Paige, or shutting down and walking away from conversations. #MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightAtlanta

Me, every time Paige agrees to talk to Chris. I hope she dumps that punk and finds herself a real man… #MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightAtlanta

Me…and Dr. Viviana Cole during Chris’ performance on the finale: #MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightATL

Our children live in an age of rampant pedophilia, terrorists, school shootings, cyber bullies and child traffickers. They can’t safely play in their own front yards & are forced to grow up WAY too fast. Don’t ban the books…use them as a platform for a larger discussion.