Harris: Evidence has shown that Donald Trump actually has wrinkles on his brain. Trump: Such a lie. Doctors have told me I have a beautiful brain.👋🤡👋They say "That's the smoothest brain we've ever seen!"

I wish I was executed after birth

my boy abdul from the taliban

I would give my entire 401(k) to watch Dateline: Trump in a lie detector test.

J6

The fucking dichotomy on Twitter between Trump and Dave Grohl. On 9/11 even.

moderator: will you accept the results of the election if trump loses? jd vance:

Crazy they want to ban drag considering Vance looks like that

I'd vote for Trump if he gets braces for the entire term.

We should give Steve Kornacki a gun

Republicans have been really loud about election fraud up until this week. Like did he lose fairly in 2020? Is there fraud now? Which is it?

Trump has failed to end the war in Ukraine within 24 hours of being elected. First promise broken

The only thing that could bum me out about the story is if the shooter was hired by a competitor CEO. A likely explanation too tbh

Do you think the Bang Bus has ever gotten into an accident?

I hope David Lynch has been reincarnated as an incurable cancerous cell in Elon's brain.

Yo Elon Musk you ain't shit

Ayo girl lemme see what that pie hole do

Babe are you okay you've barely touched the Constitution?

Not to be racist or anything but what the fuck

I'll stop asking about the epstein files if trump can get through being on Hot Ones.