This squad has less clutch than a Tesla

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOUTHAMPTON

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Leicester have been really jammy today

Wow they're getting awarded goals for missing now?

FA Cup Replays! I knew it was them! Even when it was the ever-expanding Champions League, I knew it was them!

Jinder Mahal is a free agent? Tony Khan has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

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Lord Byron died exactly 200 years ago today, after falling ill in Greece while gathering an army to fight the Ottoman Empire.
Raise your game, Simon Armitage.

There is plenty to be said about his death, and you will not struggle to find that.

I, however, want to talk about..

This is a powerful and absolutely brilliant speech about the state of the game in England by Darren Fletcher

'I was sent down from D.C. to see about these poets, and see who's torturing 'em.'

Enjoyed Civil War. That's the tweet.

The UK be like 'trans people aren't real, they just have mental health issues, also mental health issues aren't real, get a job, also there are no jobs'

That sounds like a lot. Is that a lot? I think that's a lot.

I'm sure that whatever Jason Wilcox did at Southampton for the past nine months was very important and that it will be a huge loss that he's not doing it anymore