Locks should be abolished to save time, according to a report by the Institute of Burglars.

biblically accurate fire hydrant

Alex Falcone "Elon Musk. Is it a scam? Yep."

Genuinely thought Eze had scored there

When South American club games kick off, they really kick off

Fans of MLS team that is owned by Manchester City that plays their home games in multiple baseball stadiums calling another team “plastic” is so incredibly on the nose that even writers of Family Guy are cringing.

Gotta have a pair on to you to rule a 97th minute equaliser out for Boca at home to River.

Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these.

I like this one better

No dog in this fight really but I reckon before getting into the big fights on English identity or ‘the state of the nation’ stuff it might be worth fixing the pot holes first. Maybe repaint some road markings

They did not give Southampton FC £550m in exchange for Ryan Manning

All "previous clubs who did X" stats are cancelled for the rest of the season. We're in uncharted territory. Your historical precedents are useless here.

"VAR is not blaming Thomas Partey in the least" well why should anyone start now, eh

More like curl-afiori amirite lads

Always good to see a goal so good that every single opposition player immediately convinces themselves that there's been cheating going on

alright keep your hair o- .. ah

Man City's return trip to Arsenal should absolutely be Hell in a Cell

I enjoy it when Premier League managers come out and say "The opposition were really great today - they didn't make any tackles and let us score as many goals as we wanted. Really played football the Right Way.