I have traveled to the year 3164 CE. Things are so different here! Anti-heroes control the means of production.

I have traveled to the year 3216 CE. Things are so different here! Shamans invent new musical instruments.

I have traveled to the year 3092 CE. Things are so different here! Olympic athletes install ad-blockers.

I have traveled to the year 4457 CE. Things are so different here! Selfie artists create anime plots via deep learning.

I have traveled to the year 2426 CE. Things are so different here! Brave little toasters are in charge.

I have traveled to the year 2724 CE. Things are so different here! Self-aware security cameras practice 'serious journalism'

I have traveled to the year 2484 CE. Things are so different here! Brave little toasters replace their femurs with titanium

I have traveled to the year 4313 CE. Things are so different here! Superhumans live on the ocean floor.

I have traveled to the year 3044 CE. Things are so different here! Historians are the only ones who tweet.

I have traveled to the year 2926 CE. Things are so different here! Self-styled messiahs defer to their in-home automation systems.

I have traveled to the year 4420 CE. Things are so different here! Dentists speak only in cryptic crossword clues.

I have traveled to the year 4507 CE. Things are so different here! Poets turned back the sea-level rise.

I have traveled to the year 2316 CE. Things are so different here! Venture capitalists practice 'serious journalism'

I have traveled to the year 3154 CE. Things are so different here! Science-fiction writers all have tiny houses.

I have traveled to the year 4461 CE. Things are so different here! Cats use the internet for nostalgia's sake.

I have traveled to the year 4442 CE. Things are so different here! Poets have incredibly charismatic children.

I have traveled to the year 4010 CE. Things are so different here! Selfie artists dismantled the surveillance state.

I have traveled to the year 4541 CE. Things are so different here! Self-aware security cameras travel in space.

I have traveled to the year 4233 CE. Things are so different here! Superhumans live on the ocean floor.

I have traveled to the year 3898 CE. Things are so different here! Superintelligent AIs defer to their in-home automation systems.