˗ˏˋू 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙈.𝘿. ु ˎˊ˗

Sherlock & House parallels.

“a ship shouldn’t be codependent” that’s what YOU think. me personally, i need my ships unhealthily obsessed with each other

I am so glad I don't have work today Please make the sun stop

No, not yet. But I might be able to find my way to the bed to lay down instead; if you promise to sit with me.

You are an angel. Seriously. I'll try not to embarrass myself too much getting up.

//it looks like Wilson is tiredly trying to explain how House got him flavor blasted out of his mind at a casino bar and tricked him into getting married a 4th time in Vegas, making him Mr. James House And House thinks it was his most brilliant prank yet

//James I'm so sorry sweetie, I meant DR. James House 😌

I wouldn't expect any less

He smiles, slow and a little soft from the hangover. "Remind me to never drink again." He mumbles, happily leaning into the kiss like a cat seeking attention.

"My hero." Wilson hummed in sleepy contentment. "Or maybe next year I'll skip the holiday party, and you and I can just have a quiet night in together."

rolls her eyes. she works with a bunch of idiots

"What if we got started right now and stayed in bed all day?" Unfortunately he felt a little too sick for any of the more fun bed activities, but it's nice to just lay here, just the two of them.

Any conversation that begins with those two words can be either very good for me or very very bad. ...Tentatively hoping for the former over the latter?

//so now I have a Watson variant and a Holmes variant