Bin Laden if he was alive for the funeral

T’was a pleasure knowing you 🫡

Once God save the king twitter sees this you’re finished

“I wont say it’s the best experience of my life because it wasn’t” #LoveIsland

The most painful thing I’ve learned recently is the fact that u can meet someone who ticks every single one of your boxes but if you don’t tick enough of there’s, they’ll never be yours

This emotional pain hurts the most in the morning.

I thought I fumbled her but in reality she never really wanted me :(

& if you maximise your appearance just to go from a 4 to maybe a 6, then all you’ve done is become average which still sucks :/

Blackpill wins again There is no "playing hard to get" there is no "she'll come around" there is no "apply pressure" Women choose men based on tingle, No tingle, no tango.

Garcia gonna be carrying a shit bag for the next 48hrs minimum lmaoo

Nah this casisdead album is insaneeeee

This ain’t sexyy red, this seductivee burgundy

Also it’s in the State/Gov best interest that the illegitimate father pays the costs of the child growing up not the state/gov, I highly doubt the government would want to be the one to burden the cost of raising the child via gov handouts etc.

Amorim said

Went to my first Tech House event to see Patrick Topping live for the first time last night and oh wow, what an incredible set - absolutely loved it and had so much fun bussing moves in the crowd 😂 Patrick Topping you sir have a lifelong fan in me 🫡🫡