The high next Friday here in Florida is supposed to be 36 which means the rest of y’all are FUCKED

If I was on death row my last meal would be a Reese’s Christmas tree

100 demons live in montreal in 2001

When you gotta ball at 4 but get baker acted at 6.

Me: “I have too many tattoos of skulls and women” Also me: *gets tattoo of naked woman on pile of skulls*

He look like a Disney cast member after they rebrand that Aerosmith roller coaster to Ramones

3 up, 3 down. The last Throwin Smoke will be on Saturday September 30th in Austin, Tx at The Long Time. 🏆

Who got T-Mobile and don’t care about baseball that wanna let me have their free MLB TV subscription

Hello I’m selling fundles again for all the fun drink girlies. $9 for normal and $10 for tall boys. Comes with three stickers and a baseball card of yours truly. Peace out girlies.

My Instagram is @ ChrisxLee fuck this dumb bird app

Jimmy Buffett is dead and mfs really out here being disrespectful as fuck like “never forget 9/11 🥺”

Who got a bluesky invite code

🎙️ Nolan’s Beef 🎙️ The Texas baseball podcast led by a Rangers fan & an Astros fan. Each episode features hosts ChrisxLee & Mark Champion as they verbally harass each others ball club with love & spite. Each episode will feature a guest from either side of the field.

Next episode of Nolan’s Beef ChrisxLee & I are breaking down every dollar of today’s deal. Bless the West! 🫡

Crowbar is to me what Deftones are to a lot of you