“i don’t really know whats going on downstairs guys. they may be doing some like pov to like, how they tie girls up but like i just, use my fucking dick bro. like i make people not wanna fucking get up and walk in the morning. I MAKE PEOPLE NOT WANNA FUCKING WALK IN THE MORNING”

“i don’t need no fucking belts. i don’t need no fucking cords. i don’t need no fucking handcuffs. they’re extra.”

“if you’re blessed with a fucking big penis bro, you don’t need to do extra bro”

“if he can’t fuck three times a night, he ain’t a keeper bruh.

“okay so the most i’ve ever had sex in a night”

“i guess you can get punished tonight, you’ve been a bad girl lately. it’s time to make you a good girl. dontcha think? a little punishment will help”

“damn, that would have felt good inside of someone”

“i would fuckin RAIL camila cabello bro”

*with an accent* “yo i swear to god, aye. you hit me with that shirt and i will beat you so hard with the top of my penis”

“my sex drive is higher than normal”

“oh my god- oooh my god i have never fucking never NEVER fucking experienced this shit in my life - i’ve always heard about how people would like ‘oh my god kids don’t hide in dryers cause your mom may turn it on’ bro i’m stuck in a motherfucking dryer right now”

“do you got a problem dude? you and your little girlfriend? what is she like 4’11” man?”

“tiktok if you’re wondering, i’m getting an arm massage. i’m not getting my dick sucked. if i was doing that, i’d let y’all see the real deal”

“yo what’s up? i’m chris williams, i’m 19 and i fuck to call out my name by the weekend”

“yo what’s up i’m chris, i’m 19 and my mom still wipes my ass”

“yo what’s up bitch, i’m chris, i’m 19 and i’m stuck in the fucking dryer”

“do whatchu want with my body -lady gaga”

“tyler is such a little shit”

“oh, bryan in his underwear! just what i need”

“bro we could harmonize together, cause i can harmonize with you lower”