Very excited that Hannah Waddingham. is hosting #Eurovision2023

"Commuters annoyed train is full of people going to place train stops at" 😂

Finally made the move from LastPass to 1Password. The security issues were bad enough, but their comms explaining what happened and what to do about it has been awful!

Missing #Popmaster but can't stand the music Greatest Hits Radio plays, so assume there will be a Popmaster podcast I can listen to.

No TV show trailer will ever be as catchy as Mel and Sue’s Late Lunch.

I've just found out there's such a thing as a pet hospice and honestly that's all I'm going to be thinking about today! 🥺

I love The Guardian explaining that Batman lives in Gotham City like they would any other person, without acknowledging that both are fictional.* *probably

Why have I only just realised Eeyore is named after the noise donkeys make 🤦🏻‍♂️

.Dermot O'Leary BBC Radio 2 Can you say thanks to your dad for me? 😁 #GrandNational

There needs to be an alt version of #TheTraitors available on iPlayer so you don't know who the traitors are so you can play along with the faithful

There is a pub between soho and Oxford Street that exists only when I most need it. If I want a last drink before home it will not appear. But if I really need the loo before home it shall reveal itself. I dare not tell you its name, lest the spell be broken.

"Barrymoore, shut your face!" is my new out of office message. 😂x.com/i/status/17530…

There should be signs in soho to let straight people know their usual walking speed is not acceptable.

Why isn't Prof Hannah Fry doing the numbers for #channel4? Jeremy Vine is a smug and creepy bellend.

#C4AmericaDecides Boris Johnson, Stormy Daniels and George Santos? Clealrly going with the stunt bookings rather than finding anyone of substance.

Never mind. There's no way Hannah Fry would say yes to this shit. No wonder Jeremy Vine signed up. I'm out. #C4AmericaDecides