I had to watch it twice in two days because I couldn’t get the lighting design out of my head

As much as I’d like to have a coffee at the airport I can’t be farting on the plane

When something awful happens at the same time something wonderful happens

4 years later or whatever

Lisa literally sews a bespoke penis onto her reanimated boyfriend with intent

This movie was a perfect example of how everyone can live like Jesus and do good and be kind and god doesn’t even have to be a variable. And it also calls attention to how most believers are trying to be good believers and not good people.

We gotta get her back in a blonde wig because that was fierce

Good morning need to be in a beefy man’s lap is that a crime damn

Every time I piss on a plane It feels like shopping at a Brandy Melville like I’m so uncomfortable facing the fact that I’m a big as a house apparently

Oomf called me tomb raider

The last time I ever went to Starbucks was when this was happening and they had two tip jars on the counter “team amber” and “team johnny” and I was like this is really fuckin gross

How do I tell my doctor I need Adderall to have sex because it’s impossible for me to relax into it because my brain is so busy

“I’m asexual” and it’s the sexiest fucking person you’ve ever seen. That’s crazy to me

Wait wait wait wait wait

Timothee ur dust I fear

He’s half fire bender and I always felt like lava is fire + earth and that’s why it came naturally to him. Meanwhile metal bending is described as being more fluid and so it could also be why he couldn’t connect to that bending style too.

Starting a rumor

It’s crazy that is like the 11th worst thing the trump administration has gotten up to

I have to get a root canal tomorrow like what tf is that about

when I misread a situation and do the wrong thing it makes me want to cloister myself in a cave for the rest of eternity. Like I promise I know how to be human gimme another chance