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@christinesyi

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calendar_today05-01-2022 15:16:19

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i think shower curtains are the strangest home category to shop for. you're either STERILE AND BORING or LOUD AND CHAOTIC. if you settle for the middle with like a light or geometric print then you're a 65 YEAR OLD WOMAN NAMED TAMMY

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an unknown honor of being my bf is getting real time tracking information for all my packages for no reason whatsoever. i don't need him to accept or pick them up. i'm simply compelled to share. new ice cube molds? here! paper towels? delayed :( desk chair- arrivée!

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my favorite kind of ppl are ones who own pets and sometimes you forget that they own pets because owning pets is not 90% of their personality which is far rarer than it should be

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fellow millennials- can i humbly take a moment to express my gratitude for the fact that gen z hasn’t decided yet that truffles are cheugy

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“great news! turns out the gentleman on the track was just taking a nap. closing doors shortly and đŸŽ” onwards to the magical land of Brooklyn we go0o0o đŸŽ”â€ -my subway train conductor today

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i happened to be walking behind a blind woman (as indicated by use of walking stick) and was surprised we were headed to the same destination. because that destination was a lenscrafters.

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you can be mad at me for a number of things but not wanting to switch to an inferior seat so you and your wife can sit together on the flight simply isn’t one of them ok

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the only reason why i haven't gotten a motion sensor trashcan yet is because i know i'm gonna hear that mf open up randomly at 4AM and convince me that my apt is haunted

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i kind of think that #meta PM is being punished for being beautiful. i've seen maybe 100 day-in-the-life-of-doing-nothing-as-a-PM-in-big-tech tiktoks in the past year but this one blew up because we love to hate hot girls and tell them they don't deserve what they have

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there are too many gucci wearing people on this flight to Miami who are Main Cabin 1 but have attempted to board during First Class, Diamond Medallion, Comfort +, AND Sky Priority

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i’m extremely proud to often be the first friend called in both these situations: (1) you need extremely logical, objective, even stoic advice or (2) you need to rant and want someone to jump in, match your energy, and deliver savage ice cold insults about a complete stranger

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everyone knows chloe sevigny is such an iconic cool girl but *I* did not fully grasp this until i read an interview of hers this weekend in which she explained she doesn’t live in LA because the “light is challenging”