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Philip: “We can watch Willow.” Me: “I’m not sure if it’s any good, but we can give it a try.” Philip (clicks to start the show): “Oh! It’s the actual movie.” Me: “WHAT. Even better!!!” Night’s booked.

Chuck: “Where does Lando Calrissian live?” Josh: “Sky City?” Me: CLOUD CITY! BESPIN! Chuck: “I’m sorry Star Wars fans…” Me: You SHOULD be! Still—nothing but love for Stuff You Should Know

“Goes to show if you’re bad at school and you smoke weed, you can win the Super Bowl TWICE.” Travis Kelce Saturday Night Live - SNL

“Two actors from Encino Man are now nominated for Oscars.” #Oscars

“Tom Cruise with his shirt off in that beach scene…L. Ron Hubba Hubba!”

Ke Huy Quan’s acceptance speech just wrecked me. 😭 #Oscar

#BREAKING: Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for best supporting actor for his portrayal of Waymond in "Everything Everywhere All at Once." n.pr/3J5SXRY

Touching to see Springfield, Missouri’s own Tom Whitlock (writer, “Take My Breath Away”) during the In Memoriam. #Oscar

Ryuichi Sakamoto passed away—he was a pioneer of electronic music and provided the perfect backdrop to The Revenant.

Ask any woman my age (43) and they’ll tell you they’re in love with Dr. Grant (Sam Neill in Jurassic Park).

The Heat are going to the NBA Finals 😎

And of course the Eastern Conference MVP goes to Jimmy “Buckets.” 🔥

It me. ❤️💛

Joe Burrow signing his new contract

Collinsworth coming out of the booth next time Toney drops a pass from Mahomes

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“Uh, he’s gone. He’s gone and we couldn’t do nothin’ about it.”