RT if you wanna win an Oh Polly ‘fit 👗

One day I will own a car that passes its MOT the first time 😅😩

Car nearly broke down trying to find a petrol station that’s not rammed.. go home u weirdos 🤣🤣

Picture this, it’s Monday.. ur sad because the weekend is over.. you go to work to find out people think you’re PREGNANT 🤰🏼 with child.. but really you’re just now finding out you’re probably fat. How’s your day going?x x omg send help 😭😭😭

Holy spirit ✨activate✨

Can’t remember the last time I went to the shop and didn’t forget something 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Stop this can’t be real

I dunno why everyone’s so surprised that the government has been taking the piss out of us all when they’ve been doing it for years 🤡🤡🤡

If nightclubs have to check for vaccine passports can they check for needles aswell while they’re at it, ta.

Watching office Christmas party to make myself feel better about all the horrendous over-sharing I did at my own Christmas party last night 😭😳

What’s worse than ordering a new cocktail that’s disgusting I hear you ask … ordering 2 on 2 for 1 and having to drink them both 🤮🤮🤮

Not me not realising you have to bring your own bags for tesco click and collect 🤦🏼‍♀️ got loose oranges rollin round in the boot 🤣🤣

Not my gym blaring out Star Wars music this morning 🥴

Actually can’t get my head round the change in abortion law in America like WHAT IS GOING ON. Can you imagine how scared every woman living there must feel right now🤯

Someone said they were surprised I don’t wear a smart watch the other day and I’ve had some time to reflect and decided that’s offensive x

Nah why has someone stolen my black bin tho 😅

Not me falling down the stairs on holiday any chance I wont be walking tomorrow 🥴