If you can't get along with Canada you're not human.

Can emo hair be a thing again?

im not regular broke, im high class broke. broqué if you will.

He loves his toy so much❣️

Nothing hurts quite like your memes going unappreciated

“You can’t evangelize and antagonize at the same time.” -Tammy #QueerEye2

Fuck everyone and goodnight ✌️#mood

Being catfished by your own self is when Snapchat opens on selfie mode and you realize that ain’t at all how you look on the ‘gram 🤷🏼‍♀️ #truthbombs

#RIP to the Asian dad who thought he was tipping me 12% but actually tipped me $12 😂😂

“That’s a You problem now!” - my supervisor to my coworker after he took my shift then decided he didn’t want it 😜

Clearly something is wrong with me 🤷🏼‍♀️

Retweeting my own tweet? Ya x.com/christinaazee/…

Raise your hand if you’re one of those people who others get bored of quickly 🙋‍♀️

I’ve never been lazy or unmotivated, just depressed

“Warped tour is just a trick to get emo kids out of their house once a year”