bro what is going on at twitter

Today is the anniversary of the United Fruit Company massacre against striking workers on the Colombian Caribbean coast in 1928. Between 1000 and 2000 banana pickers were killed in a bloodbath. The company responsible is known today as 'Chiquita.'

YES

The American Dream is receiving daily emails from credit card issuers offering congrats for leveling up in Indebtedness

Another unconscionable lie from Tim Walz: In 2017 Tim was reportedly at a friend’s house and said, “Welp, I gotta head out.” But then stood in the entry way to chat for another 75 minutes! Which is it Tim? Do you “gotta head out” or not??

My daughter is about 10 months old now and she can barely finish a four loko without throwing up. Is this normal or should I take her to the doctor and get tested for autism?

It is a really jarring moment to be a historian. To know what might be coming is alarming. To realize that no one around you sees it or acknowledges it is a weird place to be in. Its like time traveling without time traveling. 1/8

After several delays, Department of Government Efficiency has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in. Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then. 🧵

not to be that guy, but so many normie social dynamics feel like they work this way i didn't truly believe it until i discovered that there actually are places where everyone's decided to simply Not Shock Each Other, and they genuinely are better with zero downside

When you're so out of touch that your attempts to be punitive end up radically expanding the welfare state

This is legitimately one of the funniest responses I’ve ever seen in my 18 years on this website.

Because I was raised politically by institutional conservative organizations, I’m still, even now, amazed and disoriented by how thoroughly they’ve abandoned everything they once stood for. The intellectual dishonesty is breathtaking.

Bill Burr refuses the media bait: "You journalists need to get your balls back"

Starting a campaign to normalize using “median voter” as a slur

ever since i was young i always dreamed of closing jira tickets

the artemis crew wearing friendship bracelets, quoting project hail mary, blasting chappell roan like thats oomfchella on the other side of the moon

We just flew 4 astronauts around the Moon for the first time in over 50 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!