On Yer Bike for Soccer Aid is on the telly this Sunday at 6.30 on ITV in aid of UNICEF UK I haven't been on a proper bike in years. I thought there would be stabilisers. I was wrong! #SoccerAid #OnYerBike #ITV

Zoe Lyons you are bloody amazing on a push bike. I’m so impressed.

#OnYerBike was pretty good. Love Zoe Lyons. 😍😍

If I was a newly independent Scotland, I'd take control of the Trident submarines and point the missiles at Westminster thus ensuring the rest of the UK gives Scotland a good exit deal. I shouldn't be allowed to ever enter politics should I?

NEW SERIES!!!! British As Folk coming soon to U&Dave starring @DarrenHarriott! Catch him each week as he tours the country with his guide to Britain! Starts on Monday at 10pm...Don't Miss It!

Saw a guy pushing a pram while on roller skates AND on phone. Dad and kid both happy. I nearly stopped him and asked how much he’d charge to run my life from here.

My first show as series producer, it starts now and the people below made it way better than I deserved it to be

Tune in to The News Quiz tonight for the great Scott Bennett - on tour 2025! joining host Andy Zaltzman and the panel of Athena Kugblenu, Olga Koch, and Mark Steel. Catch it at 6.30pm on BBC Radio 4 bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Exercise that brain muscle and catch the rerun of the brilliant Zoe Lyons doing her thing on Mastermind tonight on BBC One at 5.30pm 🧐

What. A. Moment.

Here’s all the info for anyone coming this Saturday 👇🏻

Tonight’s the night, get on your chefs hat, pour a glass of milk, sit back and enjoy @DarrenHarriott for biscuit week on British Bake Off #extraslice on Channel 4 at 8pm 😋

Looking for something filled with more treats than your nan’s biscuit tin? We’ve got you covered! Jo Brand and @TomAllenComedy will be joined by @DarrenHarriott, Fay Ripley and @Grimmers for an #ExtraSlice of Biscuit Week. Tonight. 8pm. Channel 4.

Good luck to the hilarious Paddy Raff playing The SSE Arena, Belfast tomorrow for the first time on 18months! 🎫🎫🎫

Tonight at 10pm @FernBrady Ivo Graham and @DarrenHarriott are in Scotland making some brand new friends, some gentle, some not so gentle... #BritishAsFolk

Join the hilarious @DarrenHarriott tonight in Bonny Scotland on #britishasfolk U&Dave 10pm where he makes a feathery friend

MY ADVICE TO ALL MARRIED MEN - Some sage advice here, "be a capsized windsurfer" - A clip from a set Comedy Station Comedy Club great night. I'm doing a little tour, details here - scottbennettcomedy.co.uk/tour.html #marriage #marriedmen #married

Tonight Ivo Graham @FernBrady and @DarrenHarriott are in Cornwall as they continue their nationwide exploration in brand new #BritishAsFolk!

Anyone else had to calm people down in a restaurant and explain that the coughing fit you’re having is not because of covid but because you’re a greedy little pig that forgot to breathe whilst stuffing his stupid fat little face??? 🤡 🤡 🤡

Only 6 seats left for Triggernometry's live show on 2nd November at 7pm! The last show was brilliant and a sell out, and this one is going to be even better! Get your tickets now using the link below! leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/87362065…