Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

Quote of the Day: "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." - Harry S Truman

Quote of the Day: "Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help." - Pope Paul VI

Quote of the Day: "Fear is the mother of foresight." - Thomas Hardy

Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

Quote of the Day: "We are all gifted. That is our inheritance." - Ethel Waters

Quote of the Day: "It's easy to make a buck. It's a lot tougher to make a difference." - Tom Brokaw

Quote of the Day: "Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in." - Henry David Thoreau

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