you know which app never crashed/glitched?

King of Kings. RIP 🐐

your loss if u didn’t watch lol that was prob the best finals game of the last 8 years

yall wanted Kamala so you can continue going to brunch so that when this happened under her, you feign ignorance because she did it behind closed doors (psssst… just like Obama)

a fucking guy made of rocks can grow a beard but i can’t???????????? this is the worst day of my life

It's actually extremely funny what a good fit Ben Simmons would be for the current Sixers roster.

I was secretly watching love Island but Ace lying about being 5’10 broke my silence.

gotham lowkey needs me

Kids run the bases this, seniors stroll the bases that. I, a 27-year-old, yearn for the basepath.

Guy who’s only reference for rating scales is the dunk contest: “I didn’t like this movie at all. 42/50”

we found moe in a harkless place

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that guy who says "jared leto" in that silent auditorium right before the RDJ reveal is maybe the funniest person god made

Micah Parsons

Me breaking the news to the Swifties at lunch because I had Schefter notifs on

Wait does this mean I can call ICE on PA drivers going 55 in the left lane?

These look incredible too bad they’ll stink

one week until eagles kickoff