You know you’re an old parent when your toddler walks around saying “Ow, my back.”

Thrilled to be doing in person stand up shows! Because online comedy was weird. My mom went to one of my Zoom shows and afterward, I asked “Hey whaddya think?” And she said “You were the prettiest.”

Messing around with slo mo at Six Flags. Check out this belle of the ball. 😎 Gorgeous Christa Meola

I’m cheerful AF. Happy Monday.

I’m a body positive person. I remember finding out my husband had a reputation as being a “chubby chaser.” At first I was like “That’s so cool he has a positive body image of— HEY! Wait a minute!”

Things are so hard right now. But I no longer cry in the shower every day. Because I stopped showering.

I like to text my husband a sexy selfie. Hot pics are all about the angle-- I just gotta send him one from... my 20s.

I’m so old I use a neck massager on my neck.

Signs you’re watching too much #encanto ... Our toddler just walked up to a stranger and said “We don’t talk about Bruno.”

Taking the kid to school.

That was the biggest hit Will Smith has been involved in since the 90s

Chris rock’s set slapped!

Things we don’t talk about: 1. Bruno 2. Jada #Oscars #whatjusthappened

MY THOUGHTS ON WILL SMITH. I generally hold back a little on some subjects because it’s such a political landscape. And I just don’t want to be in the muck. But interestingly, this subject doesn’t break down along partisan lines. And I’ve got some STRONG feelings about it…

Clovis CA, we’ll see ya Friday as we explore this crazy experiment. Looking very forward to it. Christa Meola eventbrite.com/e/costaki-econ…

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