"You think a chair is enough to beat a Waffle House employee?"

NO CONTEXT HUMANS

lilian Never trust the actors, filmmakers, singers, celebrities you like. Remember that you don't know them and stop putting them on some kind of pedestal that they do not deserve.

On my 93rd birthday & the day I will also be honored by Living Legends of Aviation I am pleased to announce that my longtime love Dr. Anca Faur & I have tied the knot.We were joined in holy matrimony in a small private ceremony in Los Angeles & are as excited as eloping teenagers

Status update

Nothing is wrong 😁🙁

These two photographs are separated by 66 years. 😯 Wright Brothers First Flight in 1903 and Astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin stands on the moon during the Apollo 11 mission in 1969. Credit: NASA / MCT, National Archive/Newsmakers

We are thrilled beyond belief to share that our two emperor tamarin monkeys have been found. DPD located the animals early this evening, and called our team to come secure and transport the tamarins back to the Zoo. They will be evaluated by our veterinarians this evening.

Chris brown is lame

BREAKING: Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter ends medical treatment, will receive hospice care at home

You is just American Psycho for women

I know I don’t use twitter anymore but if someone could help me find songs that sound like this I would be grateful

When he said that, I was like, "Dude, what the actual Hell?!" #Elemental

NEWS 🚨: James Webb telescope takes its first image of Saturn

The existence of a donut shaped planet is technically possible as it doesn’t violate any laws of physics

Record-breaking streak continues: Temperature in Phoenix tops 110°F (43.3°C) for 27th day in a row, El Paso at over 100°F for 41st day

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