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Chris Perri

@chrisperritx

Dad, husband, and attorney who moonlights as a sports analyst. Personal page. For more thoughts on criminal defense, follow @ChrisPerriLaw. #AustinFC #Verde

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Aaron Torres (@aaron_torres) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lets get one thing straight: If 9-3 Texas misses the playoff, it isnt because they played Ohio State Its because they lost to dogsh*t Florida. Also barely survived Kentucky and Mississippi State. Congrats on the win tonight. They aren't one of the 7 best at-large candidates

Re2pect Sports (@re2pectsport) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Texas’ Resume: Lost to (Unranked) Florida by 8 Beat (Unranked) Kentucky by 3 in OT Beat (Unranked) Miss St in OT Lost to UGA by 25 Texas does NOT deserve to make the College Football Playoff

Texas’ Resume:

Lost to (Unranked) Florida by 8
Beat (Unranked) Kentucky by 3 in OT
Beat (Unranked) Miss St in OT
Lost to UGA by 25

Texas does NOT deserve to make the College Football Playoff
Corby Davidson (@corbydavidson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dearest Stew, prob not the best move to act like losing to 3-8 Florida didn’t happen. They lost to the worst team in the SEC. Thats the problem. Nobody arguing about losing to UGA OR OSU. But 3 losses with THAT loss. Tough to overcome. Horns need absolute chaos today

Chris Perri (@chrisperritx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Despite the Luke Doncic fiasco, Nico Harrison left Dallas with a parting gift that will keep them in contention: signing point guard Ryan Nembhard as an undrafted free agent. In two starts (upset wins over Nugs and Heat), Nembhard has 43 points, 23 assists, and just 1 turnover

Chris Perri (@chrisperritx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There’s no feeling quite like pumping the Philip Rivers highlights for your 6 year old who has never seen him play and getting questioned, “Who is San Diego?” Yes, son, “who is San Diego” is the right question.

There’s no feeling quite like pumping the Philip Rivers highlights for your 6 year old who has never seen him play and getting questioned, “Who is San Diego?”

Yes, son, “who is San Diego” is the right question.
Super 70s Sports (@super70ssports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You’re not truly ready for battle until you’ve pulled an ungrateful alcoholic in a sleigh across the Russian countryside like a goddamn Italian reindeer.

You’re not truly ready for battle until you’ve pulled an ungrateful alcoholic in a sleigh across the Russian countryside like a goddamn Italian reindeer.
Super 70s Sports (@super70ssports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What Curt Cignetti has done at Indiana is the most impressive coaching feat I’ve seen in my lifetime in any sport. Indiana’s football program has been legally dead since Truman was president. This motherfucker showed up and started whipping everybody immediately. Jaw-dropping.

Kenny Kim (@kendovt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Winter Olympians: -I’ve ruptured my ACL but I’m still going to ski 80mph down a hill of ice -I’ve broken my arm but I’m still going to jump 30 ft into the air on my snowboard while twisting and flipping at the same time NBA Players: -I played yesterday. Gonna take today off

OnTexasFootball (@ontexasfootball) 's Twitter Profile Photo

March 2026: Texas Men’s Basketball HC Sean Miller (Sean Miller) in the Sweet 16. March 1983: 14-year-old Sean Miller on Johnny Carson. Some guys were built for the spotlight from Day 1. 🤘

Chris Perri (@chrisperritx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We may have lost, but my son Amos had the best time at the @austinfc game this afternoon. His favorite player, CJ, signed his jersey after the game. So cool! Such a great sport, as the players realize this is for the kids, win or lose

We may have lost, but my son Amos had the best time at the @austinfc game this afternoon. His favorite player, <a href="/CJFodrey/">CJ</a>, signed his jersey after the game. So cool! Such a great sport, as the players realize this is for the kids, win or lose
Bob Sturm (@sportssturm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I feel like Evan Carter robbing a home run and then hitting an inside the park home run in the same week deserves attention even if during NFL draft week. #Re2pect

Adrian Healey (@adrianhealey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Feel very bad for Austin FC’s fanbase. They must constantly watch other teams play with more verve, intensity, speed & skill. Little cohesion. No consequences. When will Austin actually start to grow as a football club to reflect their vibrant city? 6 yrs in & still waiting….