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No wonder I think John Mayer's Continuum is one of the best top-to-bottom albums of our time... Eric Clapton helped in its production.

@solarpowerspork I can personally testify to their existence, having suffered both the ham-sweats and, more horrifying, the halibut-sweats.

The world needs more Clapton. I could just sit here and listen to this stuff all day and night.

...but then I'd probably be too humbled to ever pick up a guitar again. Yeah, I've still got work to do.

The eternal debate - to get a haircut or not? Can't decide if I want it much shorter or much longer.

This really is an astounding combination of sick and hung over. Ever have a day that you really wish just hadn't started?

Holy legislated extortion, Batman... Car insurance in Ontario is brutal.

It's days like this I wish I had an anchor. In the metaphysical sense. Although a big ol' ship's anchor *would* look cool on my wall...

@solarpowerspork Definitely would not have known if you hadn't mentioned it. I knew there was a reason for this "twitter" thing.

Blowing through Muse albums like a lawnmower through kittens. In the sense that they're not getting a chance for fair treatment.

Housemate just left for the night with really loud, really bad music playing. One shouldn't go into other peoples' rooms... but... wow.

Got told that I look like Ethan Hawke by like the twentieth person this weekend. How many does it take to be true? I wanna be in movies!

Just spent an hour detailing my car. There is no better cure for a hangover.

@solarpowerspork Hey, they're playing my song...

You know, things aren't so bad when all your attempts at plans for the day crash and burn and you can still kick back and watch baseball.

It's weird that someone who loves food as much as I do would have such a strong dislike of grocery shopping. It's a constant struggle.

It's too late to be this awake. Or this thirsty.

I'm so rarely selfish that I don't like getting called out when I am. Thanks. This concludes my bitch session for the evening.

Thinking of expanding my whiskey horizons from rye and scotch. Anybody have any suggestions as to what top-shelf bourbons to try first?

So very, very much going on right now. I feel like blurting it all out, but I'll settle for this vague and somewhat cathartic tweet.