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Apparently Jordan Peterson's Matthew Lesko jacket got lost at the dry cleaners.

Behold the most embarrassing tweet of all time:

Stand up Comedy is hard.

Gone But Never! Gin free gin! Road Dog

Make it a night out this Saturday the 24th at @djstalding Comedy at The Speakeasy. With lala kellems and @thebiggolgowski Doors at 8PM. 9PM show! DM me for comped tix.

If you’re looking for a fun time tonight, this is it. Doors at 8. Show at 9 PM. At The WrightwoodBNB with lala kellems @TheBigGolgowski and Kate Quigley click on the link below for free tickets. If you owe me money, just show up and we’ll call it even. tixr.com/groups/deeskit…

Thanks again to @djstalding and for an amazing night! lala kellems Kate Quigley

The original title of “Licensed to Ill” was “Don’t be a Faggot” And that’s exactly what you’re doing posting this garbage take.

I just googled "what age do most people stop having sex?" Yeah, everything’s fine.

All those out of work dog catchers in Springfield, Ohio just sighed a collective breath of relief. #PresidentialDebate

If you lost a job to an illegal immigrant that was released from an insane asylum, you didn’t deserve the job in the first place. #DebatePresidencial2024

The sequel to January 6th is gonna be hysterical. I'm going and I'm gonna hate fuck the hottest and dumbest Trump supporter I can find.

I have a “concept” of the clit.

More like Ex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. #DaveGrohl #amirite

Who the fuck spends all that time and money to just jerk off? "The indictment mentions the now-famous "Freak off" parties ... calling them "elaborate and produced sex performances that Combs arranged, directed, masturbated during, and often electronically recorded." #Diddy

I stand corrected. I guess you can have too much lube. #Diddy

If Diddy was truly a monster they wouldn’t have found a single bottle of lube. #diddy

If you're in the Hamilton/Toronto area next week my very good friend and co-host Chris Neff (chris neff ) is taping his hour on Valentines Day weekend. Shows on the 14th and 15th with Elsie Golgowski (instagram.com/thebiggolgowski) levitycomedyclub.com/events/chris-n…

Check out some great comics live in action as #WhosLaughingNow shows off this week's #CentralCanada’s #ComedyCalender. Get ready for some great laughs! Can't make it to a show? Then get your comedy fix by tuning into the #SXMComedyclub ch. 168!