.Kay Burley: "So [Boris] could say goodbye to a work colleague, but people couldn't say goodbye to a dying relative?" Downing St. Chief of Staff, Steve Barclay: "Yes"

Not new information 👀

I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?

Clearly Oliver Dowden is a Beyonce fan… I hope he and Boris are Spotify friends. #BreakMySoul

THREAD: The Tory leadership candidates as 90s British cars. JEREMY HUNT: Ford Mondeo. Zero edge no matter how slick the design is. There was talk that they listed to the left but they want everyone to know they’ve DEFINITELY fixed that now.

Tube on strike, I dawdled to Paddington on Friday. Passing the old wrought iron sign for Pizza Express, I was reminded of an event 30+ years ago, when I got caught up in a drama that resulted in a divorce, two marriages and many changed lives. It began with a heart attack 🧵

I just feel that the group who are so sure cancel culture is ruining their lives look a bit hypocritical when they're cheering and high-fiving that they've driven Graham Norton off Twitter. "We did it, everyone! That'll teach him for saying cancel culture isn't real!"

Britain is broken…says the man who is responsible for it…

This thread is just incredible

I beg your pardon, Claudia Winkleman is a national treasure thank you very much.

Actual tears 😭

One of the most surreal videos of the entire resistance to anti-trans laws this year. Members of the gallery get arrested while shouting "trans lives matter" as Rep. Stevenson delivers a scathing rebuke on the House Floor. "Somebody will have to atone!"

Heartbroken and also gobsmacked by this

Run that past me again Nadine, people take taxpayers' money to do a job but then just head off to Australia?

When you’re heading home from the club at 6am still buzzed but there are no taxis and it’s started raining…

I guarantee you can’t guess how this video ends 😮

Hi there M&S - I’ve found some egg shell in an M&S sandwich, can I send you the batch number (in case of any others affected?)

Dumbfounded Royal Mail Help in what world does it make sense to deliver a CARDBOARD PACKAGE into a recycling bin… East Dulwich Forum this is in SE27, dulwich and west norwood constituency TODAY. My recycling bin is not a ‘safe place’. I am not in… this should have been redelivered…