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Malpractice

@chrismaloney

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calendar_today02-03-2009 06:27:13

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I'm at the local pub and Belvedere from the Bert Newton show circa 1995 is sitting on the table next to us on a Grindr date. #stkildalife

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Cider should be a different colour than beer! I'm sick of reaching for a communal jug and getting a mouthful sugary shit that tastes like t…

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Some kid wants to grow up to be an afl umpire, good on him, let me know when someone wants to grow up to be a parking inspector and I'll be…

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Thanks to all you trendsetters for the birthday love, everyone is welcome to join me for a beer at the Coq this arvo / tonight and watch Ca…

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I just witnessed a guy order the worst coffee of all time, and I quote "a strong decaf long black large takeaway" this is squibery to the n…

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Come see myself and old mate Luke Vecchio play hip hop while Zac McVillan plays any kind of drinking game he can at Blue Bar till 3am

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I was just in the bank on Carlisle st and a dude was in there drinking a Woodstock can while eating a rainbow paddlepop #gangster