A man one-out drinking Guinness and knitting while playing trivia. That's hipster level expert

I'm at the local pub and Belvedere from the Bert Newton show circa 1995 is sitting on the table next to us on a Grindr date. #stkildalife

White girls go crazy! Playing tunes till 1

I just watched Straight Outta Compton, It's a little cheesy but it's not bad. Spoiler alert Easy dies in the end

Cider should be a different colour than beer! I'm sick of reaching for a communal jug and getting a mouthful sugary shit that tastes like t…

Anyone out there know anything about Simpsons comics

Flushing emcees down the loo if you don't believe me bring your posse bring yo crew! Yewww!

I'm all finished in the CBD now en route to Less Than Zero to play to keep the Kenya dancing till 3am

Some kid wants to grow up to be an afl umpire, good on him, let me know when someone wants to grow up to be a parking inspector and I'll be…

Bringing some musical sunshine to this rainy-ass-day on the rooftop for Disco-V

Thanks to all you trendsetters for the birthday love, everyone is welcome to join me for a beer at the Coq this arvo / tonight and watch Ca…

Now rather than saying I liked Kanye West's early stuff more now we can say I liked Kanye before he ran for President

Ice cube was a no show at the straight outta Compton premier. Crushing blow !

I just witnessed a guy order the worst coffee of all time, and I quote "a strong decaf long black large takeaway" this is squibery to the n…

Come see myself and old mate Luke Vecchio play hip hop while Zac McVillan plays any kind of drinking game he can at Blue Bar till 3am

I was just in the bank on Carlisle st and a dude was in there drinking a Woodstock can while eating a rainbow paddlepop #gangster

I don't care how many mix CDs he's made, Nick Skitz should not be on triple J ....ever

Getting an iPhone 6 screen replaced is it worth going to devious little place or just bite the and just go to apple

Facebook shut my account down. This is so pathetic making users prove they use their real names, #fuckyoufacebook

I've had this tattoo since 2014. #ThisIsOurCity #thisourfinal #melbournecityfc Melbourne City FC