Arsenal's 4th highest scorer in the league is in double figures. Chelsea's 4th highest scorer in the league has two goals and is currently playing against them for Arsenal.

"Get the most crowns on Alex's head. You may not touch the red carpet. You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now."

Very interesting that Havertz has been listed as a midfielder on the Arsenal website. Or, not interesting at all given that it's just a website and all of our wingers are listed as Forwards apart from Saka...

Chelsea really rejected £70m from Bayern, only to sell for £5m less than three years later...

Sa is half the player Saka is

Okay but has anyone DEFINITELY seen defaultname motherfucker and Anna Kendrick in the same room because I feel like that's something we should double check

3-0 Declan (Half-P)Rice

Standard pre-season disclaimer of course. But interesting that Nwaneri keeps his place ahead of Vieira despite playing more minutes against Bournemouth. Also noteworthy that Kiwior is the only one of the 'early Euros returners' not to come into the side. Heaven starts again.