The Amy Pond and Spa is open for business. Spot the first customer.

Something’s happened to the Piccadilly Line. I’m getting a 5 bar 5G signal in a central London tunnel.

Should I audition? I’ve played James Bond So I’m sure I could handle Harry Potter. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Safe is relative. The sun’s due to go supernova in 10 billion years. The good news is there’s still time to stockpile suntan cream.

I’m doing the Thames 16 bridge walk today. Easiest way to get there is on the Piccadilly line. Piccadilly line was shut due to passenger incident down the line. Luckily I leave contingency. Took the bus to High Barnet and then onto the start via the tube. Due around start time…

I’m playing Holst’s Planets next Saturday at Romsey Abbey. To give you the flavour of it, here’s a bar from Mars.

I like our MP Daisy Cooper MP 🔶 : bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Whether everyone agrees with her policies or not (I generally do), She's seems to be working from a good place.

I’m thinking about doing a dancing 🕺 tour of Germany 🇩🇪. 🤣

Apparently it's National Cheeseburger Day in the US today #AnyThoughtsForDinnerYet

Because nothing says vegan like craving the smell of butter

London Thames Bridge Trek: 25km in 2 minutes Ultra Challenge

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