Why are lads walking around wearing sand coloured utility waist coats like they’ve just got back from 2 weeks at Jurassic Park che?

Twitter is full of wet dicks sat in their mum and dads box room moaning about how United haven’t signed anyone yet like it’s a game of fucking Football Manager. The squad ain’t even back in fucking training yet!

Buzz off people saying they want their teams to sign certain players that they have no idea about! Yeah you watch Dutch football eh? Or have you seen a report on here and then cross referenced them on Champ Manager or FIFA? Clowns 🤦🏻‍♂️ #mufctransfer

This lad has definitely got a 15 year old bird.

What have Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Fred The Weather Mon and Jimmy Saville got in common? They all wear those little train socks or over the ankle white socks with their trainers. Plus have a pair of 3/4 length pants in their wardrobe.

Girls who call each other ”lad” and “bro” are ferrets, pass it on.

I’d rather have Terrance Trent Darby playing right back for England in the World Cup than that Trent who plays for Liverpool.

Bet United told Ronaldo he was leaving after that tit off social media turned up to the match last week looking for him.

The world was a much better place when the only opinions you had to endure on football was on the match or down the pub. Now you have to put up with shit on here from some 30+ year old, sat in his mums box room, who smokes a vape pen and collects Pokémon cards and pogs.

Every club has their dickhead fans, but we seem to have a special breed of dick head who follow United on Twitter.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Searched years for these tagged, today is a good day!! 1/380 SNS Stockholm 👍🏻 🇸🇪

Coach going to Wembley, £50 return. Change of pick ups from previous post. Now picking up from Leyland and Hotel Football. Please PM if interested, limited seats available. Share away!! Cheers🇾🇪.

Coach going to Wembley for the FA Cup Final, £60 return. Picking up from Leyland Seven Stars at 7:30am and Hotel Football Old Trafford at 8:15. Please PM if interested. Share away!! Cheers🇾🇪.

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Cleaning trainers and listening to Northern is the makings of a Good Friday evening .

Derby day is when they come out. Up the fucking reds! 🇾🇪

Only come out in guaranteed climates!

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