I’m sure non rodeo people look at all the “rodeo fashion” and wonder what rodeo people been smokin

Don Gay is the most entertaining commentator don’t @ me !

When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

Don’t send me grad invites if there’s not a banger of a party afterwards. #dontatme

I could be your daddy, cause I am a mother fucker.

I feel like In High school we should of learned how to do taxes, invest in stocks, write checks, pay bills, how to buy a house, why credit matters and how to create your own business. Not whatever we did fuckin learn.

Fake eyelashes will now be known as cumbrellas.🐛🐛

Sweet lifted pickup dude I bet your penis is huge

If u say something wack - “ u hating “ . 🧐

Rt if you're from the 605 South Dakota That's it The entire state Literally Any town x.com/aubbxz/status/…

I like watching all these people instantly become Vikings fans after they won.

There are too many spooks in my lunch.... one kid is eating a container of sprinkles another looks like he is going to pull out an ar and mow us all down. SOS