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Chris Faison

@chrisfaison

Forty-something father and IT guru.
Saints ⚜️
Carnival 🎭
Crawfish 🦞
You know, the essentials....

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calendar_today07-02-2009 07:14:58

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Hot take: If it can't be operated in, at minimum, a break even way because of management and entitlements. Shut it down at the end of the year. We have private alternatives as a country. The USPS shouldn't be an operate-at-a-loss social service. Same can be said about Amtrack.

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I have too many fancy sounding titles to not be very wealthy. On a cool note this show is in NOLA next year and if you're a coffee enthusiast it's absolutely worth the ticket.

I have too many fancy sounding titles to not be very wealthy. On a cool note this show is in NOLA next year and if you're a coffee enthusiast it's absolutely worth the ticket.
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The San Diego airport just made me a bloody spicier than one I would make for myself at home and I didn't ask for it. Kinda shocked.....in a good way, because a decent bloody outside of Louisiana is hard to come by.

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Nowadays Saturday Night Live would have Zack host, the band musical guest, have band spots at the weekend update desk with Jost and in every politically charged skit. Rage just got invited during the wrong era.

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I've jumped jobs so little that I've had this feeling exactly once in my adult life. I was 26, bought a plane ticket for me and my girl, flew to the keys, rented a convertible, and just spent money and had fun. Not a worry or responsibility in the world. I miss that feeling.

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This. If your cause doesn't pass the litmus test of "is this a really, real thing and not satire?" Then it's worth pondering the possibility that your cause may not be as vital or logical as your predispositions would make it seem to be.

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Every extra cent you've been forced to spend over the last half decade is because the government decided free money was the solution to an engineered virus accidentally released in China. Never forget this.

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That's an incredibly specific situation used to reference a very general law. Anyone short on food or water could have been looting during Katrina, should we make stealing illegal as well?.......wait a tic. 🙄

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Looks like Mitch is just as confused about his own popularity as Jindal was in 2016. Bruh, just stop. Mitch Landrieu for president? The former New Orleans mayor wants to test the 2028 waters | CNN Politics share.google/bAjsZksaEYxuJZ…