Dropping your bottle of pop is the equivalent of disabling your iPhone for 1 minute

Well I ate at #TheOliveGarden yesterday for the first time ever.... What a disappointment

@laurensavage_ I've got an air mattress too and I couldn't be happier #socomfy

@laurensavage_ lol mine is in the middle of the living room too, think it doubles as a water bed?

I hear there is a zombie coming to Edmonton for the weekend #shitshitshit #zombied @GCollings15

Dragonflies look alot like mini helicopters

If I had a nickel for every time someone texted me the word defiantly instead of definitely I would actually be rich

WHEN I SET 6 ALARMS I EXPECT ATLEAST ONE OF THEM TO GO OFF

Can't believe I forgot how delicious toaster strudels are #strawberry

Curb your Enthusiasm is gold

I hate being stuck in group text messages.

Daddy's new toy Cleveland Golf

@emma_griffin113 that's what she said

How rowdy was breaking bad last night though?

Chlorophyll?? More like borophyll if you ask me! #BillyMadison

Holy shit, I just remembered how awesome Terry Tate videos are #TripleT

Had a great time at that Stagg party the other night, and I don't even like chili

I WON 649!!!!!!

Well that was the craziest episode of #BreakingBad ever