Got a Cryptodira shirt on and I'm playing In The Court Of The Crimson King in the office cos it was 50 yesterday.

We’re playing Grievances & TWDLWBI in full at ArcTanGent next year. If anyone knows how to play any of Grievances, please, please get in touch.

Had a great business idea when i was out the other night. Browned out and couldn't remember it in the morning. Will haunt me till i die.

I have so many clothes I don’t wear anymore so I started a depop. Feel free to look like me 🙃

A few months in, my girlfriend stands up to go to the bathroom. I put my hand up, go for a high five and scream ‘yurk Smersh’. She looks at me with complete disappointment. I finally feel alive again.

There is no human on earth that inspires me more than .

Who’s ordered our #pubinabox? If you can’t make it to the pub, we’re bringing the pub to you. Plus, if you qualify for free local delivery, we’re hiring musicians who have had their tours cancelled to help us deliver it: signaturebrew.co.uk/pubinabox #supportlocal #supportlivemusic

How hard can I punch someone who’s in a boiler suit, not wearing a mask and playing the harmonica with his feet on the table on the train I’m on?

We are thrilled to announced we've signed to @eOneHeavy! Listen and watch the official music video for our new single “Cloaked” now - rolotomassi.lnk.to/cloaked

Absolutely unbelievable to watch that fight live. Usyk a king amongst men. Thank you @karmabertelsen

Hot van. Croissants. Obscure energy drink. Hangover. Repeat. Tickets on sale Friday at 10am. Let’s goooooo.

'The shortage of butchers has already seen farmers destroy 6,600 healthy pigs due to a backlog on farms, the National Pig Association (NPA) said.' What is a pig backlog?

I’m the second best football player in my own house ❤️ @karmabertelsen

For more info: becomesmemory.com

Rolo Tomassi just released "Drip", their massive first single off upcoming album Where Myth Becomes Memory. Head over to Kerrang! to check it out 😈 Rolo Tomassi Pre-orders for vinyl and merch are live now at becomesmemory.com

💪 YoannBarbet appreciation tweet. 𝗟𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗥 🤕 #QPR | #QPRWBA

Masters of heaviness Rolo Tomassi: ‘I’ve never expected music to offer me a living’ theguardian.com/music/2022/feb…

Behold, the Maryland Air National Guard

PREDICTION: France will beat Argentina 3-1 to win the World Cup. Mbappe will score twice, Griezmann will be MoM and Messi will cry.

The more hysterically over-confident Messi fans grow about his supposedly inevitable triumph today… the more convinced I am he’ll lose. #WorldCupFinal