.@RumsfeldOffice Shut the FUCK up, Donny. You're out of your element.

Reppin my guys with the Lazar Hayward jersey on!!

Do you cut down the nets for something like that? RT Darren Rovell: IU haters circulating this graphic this morning pic.x.com/OiHOegnPHV

I just created my family arms for HBO's Game of Thrones. #JointheRealm and create yours now: jointherealm.com

Vander Blue thinks Cabrera is just OK in the clutch.

Coułd be the coolest picture ever.

Atomic Records closed 4 years ago. There now sits a bong shop in its place. Support what you love, people. Never know when it'll be gone.

If Monday was a song, I'm pretty sure it would be a remake of "Mambo No. 5" by Nickelback featuring Creed.

Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 AM onion.com/11CnJ9U

If you feed your kid TacoBell in a Doritos shell you're not allowed to cry at their funeral.

"Did you know Donald Trump's birth name is F**kface Von Clownstick? ... That's all over Twitter... I hope." on.cc.com/16uYtGY

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

Why is Justin Timberlane doin' BL 'Nums ads and not Diamond David Lee Roth? It's not too hard to make a phone call, you guys.

If Justin Timberlane even drank 2 BL 'Nums, he'd be fallin' out of his tap shoes and takin' a one way trip to Pass Out City.

You shouldn't be allowed to do an ad for cold ones if you can't put back a personal 12-pack between 5 and midnight, you guys.

A lot of Americans don't realize that "Braveheart" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture