I've just signed this. If you value a strong public service broadcaster, and strong public institutions free of government interference, please do the same. #savethebbc you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/save…

Once again Richard K Herring is replying to every tweet asking “when is International Men’s Day”. Please do as I did and support this crusade against idiots with a donation. tiltify.com/@richard-herri…

Hell’s horses. Eleven years on Twitter.

What happens when distance and viruses stops you from seeing your mates? Three hours of non-stop Skype bants, that's what, with Kevil and Captain Numbers

When everything’s odd and stressful, here’s to silly times with good friends. Another glorious trip to the Virtual Winston last night with Bonobo Cupcake and Kevil. Here’s our Instagram faces. #StayHome

This is GLORIOUS

Next year, The Framley Examiner will be 20. Because there were always pages on the website that weren't in the book, and pages in the book that weren't on the website, we've decided to collect them all in one place. A NEW BOOK.

In times of crisis I can always rely on Captain Numbers to feed my addiction #morespoonsplease check out some sweet spoon action below!

Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

2020’s best news yet!

Deadliest days in American history: 1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000 2. Antietam - 3,600 3. 9/11 - 2,977 4. Last Thursday - 2,861 5. Last Wednesday - 2,762 6. Last Tuesday - 2.461 7. Last Friday - 2,439 8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

This is one of the most shocking things I’ve read in ages, and I don’t know why it’s not being reported more widely. 46,000 years old, blown up in June to mine iron ore. theguardian.com/australia-news…

At £13.99 a month Netflix is now more than the BBC licence and there is no radio, no live TV, no news online etc etc

Well, this is nothing to be proud of. #12today #Twitterversary

Fucking hell, 13 years 😨

Flaming Nora. #14years #MyTwitterAnniversary

You can find me here if you need me: threads.net/@captain.numbe… …otherwise, thanks for a good 15 years, Twitter. I’m out!