We need a solo passenger to move to the back of the plane for weight and balance. I'm 157 soaking wet. I accept.

This place has 30 types of milk but uses this shitass butter.

Week 4 recap with Defensive Ends Coach / Special Teams Coordinator Dontae Wright #WingsUp

In the oldest bar in NYC and they're playing the newest music possible.

Uh oh Shania throwback!

Deep Blue Something did it right.

LIT was lit before lit became lit! #myownworstenemy 💯🔥

Your name is Dill Bloe?

Someone get me a pilots license cause I just crop dusted this entire bar.

The smell of wings, cheap beer, and axe body spray. Football is back.

I said it once and I'll say it again, There's a jellyfish that will never die unless killed by a predator. #neverstoppartying

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In the 18th century, tobacco was used for ‘rectal inflation': blowing smoke up the anus to resuscitate the drowned.

I've eaten my fare share of raw potatoes.

Going back to bed.

It's all going to be ok, according to a study.

Bingo x.com/abc/status/912…

Stole the episode The Sklar Brothers #DJSquirrlleyD #DJFatMichael #Qcrew

Sitting in a public park an appalled at profane language of pre-pubescent kids. 😳Where do they get this sh... stuff??